The Awkward Office Christmas Party Drinking Game

I can’t believe it’s Christmas again. Another year gone,  another 2 readers gained. And they say progress is a slow process! Bitch please.

Last year, I gave you My Family Christmas Drinking Game but since my family has decided to not spend Christmas with each other this year (I’m dead serious) I now present you with a drinking game to play at your office Christmas party, seeing as though most of us spend more time with our co-workers than our families anyways.

Take a drink when:

  • There’s an awkward silence in the conversation.
  • Somebody brings up work.
  • You get asked when you’re getting married.
  • The office ass-kisser strikes up yet another conversation with the boss.

Take two drinks when:

  • Someone’s spouse openly hits on you.
  • Two co-workers hit on each other.
  • People start openly sharing why they hate so-and-so, who happens to be sitting at the table beside you.
  • The chubby IT guy’s face becomes redder than his shirt.

Finish your damn drink when:

  • Awkward dancing happens.

If you follow these rules, I have no doubt you will get through the dreaded Office Christmas Party with many laughs but more importantly – no memories. Enjoy.

S.

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