I mentioned this briefly to you in my last post…but I made a terrible mistake, you guys.
I Googled “baby goat.”
My entire day ended. My productivity came to a screeching halt. My eyes watered. My heart burst. And now, what started out as a harmless Internet search has spiraled into a full blown obsession.
I’ll let this multimedia collection speak for itself:
And then if just the simple sight of these God-sent creatures aren’t enough to make you want to punch your own face… WATCH HOW THEY MOVE:
I don’t even think this one is real. I think it’s a Japanese invention, designed to make you physically sick with cuteness:
Reasons why I need a baby goat:
- It could make me a YouTube sensation
- I’d take it for walks and get all the babes
- I would be encouraging inner-city agriculture
- Cats are so 2009
I understand that baby goats are like any other adorable baby creature (including humans); inevitably it will turn into an adult and get way less cute but equally as needy… but I also Googled “adult pygmy goat” and they’re not too bad. I would just donate it to a petting zoo or give it to a traveling caravan of gypsies. (I’ve also been Googling gypsies a lot lately.)
I promise this is the worst post you will ever read on this blog. It’s only up from here, folks.