So, after admitting to the I fact that I actually watch Jersey Shore – nay – am so excited that I cross country text S. about it, it got me thinking. If Sammi and JWoww were to throw down, it’d be pretty even (as we’ve all seen). What about if the following celebs were to lay the proverbial smackdown on each other? Following are the fights I’d PAY to see:
Pink vs. Ke$ha
Both of these singers annoy me equally, but Ke$ha wins out musically for me, at least. Although I appreciate the fact that Pink wants you to call her up if you’s a gangsta, I’d like to see that actually happen. At least if Ke$ha were faced with a group of Crips (sp? I’m a middle-class awkward white girl from Canada, gimme a break) she’d be able to feed them all magic mushrooms and disappear in a cloud of glitter.
Scarlett Johannsen vs. Sandra Bullock
Now, don’t get me wrong – I hate Scarlett as much as the next girl, but dang, she just had her husband leave her for another lady and that hurts. If I were her I’d totally challenge Sandy to a face-off. AND THEN RUN FOR MY LIFE. Please, I think we all know that Ms. Congeniality keeps it real.
But what’s this?! OMG Kat Von D just tagged out ScarJo! This changes everything. My older brother, a professional weight trainer is terrified of this broad. I mean, she has tattoos on her face. You know who else had that? Tyson. Just sayin’.