Apologies in advance – it’s been a while since our last edition of If You Had To. What can I say…D-List Fatties take a lot out of a girl.
In order to make it up to you (and your vagina, who probably either ran away screaming or tried to fold back up inside of you), I offer this – the Bad Boy edition.
Robert Downey Jr.
My pick is undoubtedly Robert Downey Jr. What other man, in the entire history of the world, has not only gotten way hotter with age but also with a significant drug addiction? I’m not kidding – look it up. Brat Pack Robert? Yeah, he’s aight. At the height of his cocaine and Valium addiction? Meh. And yes, admittedly, maybe I have a penchant for older men…but post-addiction, 44-year-old Robert Downey Jr. is looking sexy as shit.
Don’t get me wrong – James Dean was fine as hell, albeit a bit dumb. But he was apparently both bipolar and bisexual. That’s a few too many bi’s for me.