Since we have a natural aversion to anything resembling actual work, the three of us like to e-mail each other relentlessly throughout the day. This morning’s exchange was quick, but effective.
K: I left my phone at home, so if you try and text me on it my microwave will be reading it, not me.
E: You put your phone in the microwave?
S: Your microwave knows how to read?
K: Shut up.