Before we get started….there’s been ELEVEN seasons of Big Brother? WTF.
I’m only watching this crap because the NHL, NBA and NFL are all in the off-season. And since I have a viciously addictive personality, I’m already hooked. So what better to do than add alcohol to the mix.
Take a sip when:
- Laura wears a bikini top.
- Chima laughs at her own joke.
- Lydia wears some form of hair piece.
- Casey gives someone the side-eye.
Take two sips when:
- Jessie wears a wife beater.
- Ronnie’s belly takes up most of the camera shot.
- Lydia massages someone.
- Russell exercises.
Finish that bitch when:
- Julie Chen says “But first…”
(Fruity goodness from CBS.com)