Not sure how I feel about this on. On the one hand, I’m always happy to hear about the success of a fellow brunette. On the other, I’ve always thought Betty was the clear choice. However, I’m neither devastated nor surprised. Betty had to learn some tough lessons on not being needy. Also, as per a friend from work’s original theory, Betty and Jughead are now free to go for it. Yeeeaahhhhhhh.