And welcome to Pretty Girls Poop Too. I’m sorry it wasn’t quite exactly what you were looking for, but I hope you stick around at least for a bit.
If some of you are a bit confused, I’m referring to the people who land on our beloved blog by way of the most bizarre, and yet painfully hilarious search engine terms I’ve ever seen.
WordPress is great because they give you access to some really in-depth stats about the gazillions (seriously, they counted) of people who read your blog on a regular basis. Things like how they found you, how many visitors you get a day, etc.
So with a name like Pretty Girls Poop Too, I suppose we can’t be too shocked with some of the things people are Googling late at night. Here are just some of the search engine terms that have brought people to our blog:
- pretty girl pooping
- poo college girl caught
(This one made me laugh because I pictured someone bursting in on some poor girl at a sorority party like “GOTCHA BITCH! EW, YOU POOP!!!”)
- girls frozen cum
- college girls pooping 11
(Soooo… not only does this movie exist, there’s been ELEVEN editions?!)
- girls pooping on floor
(Why on the floor though? What a random request. Like…hey baby, you wanna try something wild? I want you to pee….no, not there, here on this vacuum. Yeeeah…)
- blood in my poo and seaman
(DUDE. I seriously hope you’re okay. That doesn’t sound good. Also, it’s semen, not seaman but really – who’s concerned about spelling when you’re dying from syphilis.)
- poop “big shit” – gay
(Just….wow. Imagine this guy’s disappointment when he’s looking for gay dudes pooping on each other and he finds a boring blog written by three chicks.)
- girl pooping in public
- chubby girl poop
(Now this is what we like to see! Even the chubby girls getting some love. Some sick, sick love.)
Anyways, no matter how you found us – we’re happy you’re here. And as long as you keep visiting, start posting comments, and get us some sponsors and ad revenue, we won’t tell anyone what you were really looking for.
Ahhh ha, just kidding. We have no idea who you are. But you were scared though right?!